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Pussy goes for a swim

As pussy was walking, he smelt something. He saw that the smell was coming from a house and the window was open. He went in and saw a kid.

The kid started to chase him and pull his tail

meoooooooooouch! Shouted pussy!

He ran outside and saw a pool. Trying to escape pain, he jumped on the float!

pussy fell of the float and started to drown

Suddenly, he felt someone holding him. He coulnd’t see anything so he opened his eyes even wider.

he saw a girl!

it was a very ugly looking mermaid! Pussy immediately fell in love with her…

pussy realized she had saved him and when they were under the pool he proposed to her…(f.y.i: this is a pussy so he can breathe under water!)

they got married!

1 876 569 years later….

Pussy was going to give birth.!!! Then is wife said…

Wife: I need to confess!
Pussy: about what?
Wife: this may shock you!
Pussy: hey I am supposed to be a man and I am the one giving birth. Do I looked shocked?
Wife: no. ok fine! I am actually a merman!

Pussy:

Pussy: I don’t believe you!
Wife: don’t make me strip!
Pussy: wait if ur a merman then…what do you look like?
Wife: Like this…

Pussy: I am divorcing with you!
Wife: no problem this is the 10th time.

Pussy: OMG!
Wife :but before you go I am going to give something



The next day…


The kid was at the pool. The kid saw pussy and was shocked at what he was bringing out of the pool.

(this is what pussy's wife gave him)

And no pulling my tail!



Pussy: Hey kid…you know there is a mermaid in your pool!
Kid:

Kid: Mummy!Mummy! The cat has come back to haunt me and is looking like he is 1 876 589 years old

Pussy: Where! Where!

It must look really ugly!!!!!!!!!!! Wait for me kid!

THE END!

(hope you enjoy this story! please leave comment abt it at thecbox.tq!!=p)

cool game!

hey every1!!!


go check out this game....


http://www.dressupgames8.com/flashgames/action-games/Cat-Death-Auto.html



it is awesome!! you drive the car and kill cats...how sad for shakir!?

anyways....goodbye

continuiation

No wait! i don't wana go to jail!! I am begging here!

I don't care!

Let me out please!!!

No! I am bringing you to court now...

What! What did i do wrong???

You dont play play ah!

(IN COURT)

Shut up every pussy! (the judge)

And miaocome

Show me your identification card.

Please tell me what did i do wrong!!!???

YOu were arrested for killing somebody ....Did you or did you not??

No! i have never killed anypussy ever in my life!

I am shocked!

Don't lie to me pussy! We have proof it was you !

Fine!! Show me your proof!

SILENCE! I will not be ordered....by a pussy

I will show you the picture later...

But what we all know is that you killed a very loving person! You broke many Pussies hearts! How could you?!

(aww! Don’t cry pussy!)

Bring out the picture!

That dog is in jail know…

Last Halloween, you were caught doing this with your doggy friend Hallupinio

(judge crying)
That pumpkin used to make us all scared and happy during Halloween…=(
Until you killed it! Why did you???

(pussy)

how would I have known?

It was on sale…

So I bought it…



(judge)

yes but you have made it evil…so know you are sentenced to death...

AHHH!!! Not death! Please!

Fine! I have something even more special…

Get him and to the ‘ROOM’!


Oh oh! (pussy)

OH NO! NOT THE BATH TUB!

THE END

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AT THE CBOX...TQ! =)

a cat story for you

A cat story for you =)

There was once this cat who so bored. So one day, he decides to go for a walk. As he was walking in the forest….

he heard something following him… He was scared but continued walking. All of a sudden another cat jumped out of a nearby bush.

Stop! Stop! In the name of pussy!

The cat ran for life and came to a busy road. Before running, he said his prayers.

Oh god! Please save me!

He ran towards the road and at the other side he sees this police. As he runs towards the police to ask for help, the police shouted…

FREEZE!

You are under arrest

TO BE CONTINUED!!!...........................

"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.


i wonder if that is true...cuz i know i am not so nice kind or good to pussy(shakir)....

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats...

but i know i doo not agree with that!! do you...? cmon...pussy maybe smart...but they are not all owned by cats....albert einstein isn't a cat is he??? nope dont think so....if not i think we will all become smth like pussy!! leave comments at the cbox....cuz i have nothing beyter to do othere than read tht.....life is worthless when ur a cat....u hv nine of them

the movie

hey every1!! and pussy! so the movie is being written....

let me tell u a bit....

pussy will be a hero...

saving a...................

so it does not become this....

haha...=)